Me: Thank you for calling ______ ______ Apartments this is Amanda how can I help you?
Caller A (a woman): Yes, how much are your two bed two bath apartments?
Me: The ones we have available now range from $699 to $830 just depending on the floor plan.
Caller A: Ok, well my husband and I have both gotten jobs in the area. How far are your apartments from City A and City B.
Me: Oh, actually those aren't really that close. Probably around 45 minutes just depending on the traffic.
(Caller A precedes to ask a lot of really stupid questions and I answer them)
Caller A: Hang on just a second so I can get pen to write down directions so I can Mapquest it.
Me: (thinking that if you are going to Mapquest something all you need is the address which you already have but whatever) Ok, sure.
Caller A: (lots of noise, kids screaming, rustling on paper for about two minutes)
Me: Still waiting...
Caller B (a man this time): Hello?
Caller B: Who is this?
Caller B: What apartments are these?
Me: ________ _________ Apartments.
Caller B: Oh. How much do your two bedroom two bath apartments cost?
Me: ...Right now they range from $699-$830 just depending on the floorplan.
Caller B then precedes to ask me the same exact questions as Caller A did five minutes ok. Idiots.
This isn't actually a conversation, just something I saw posted on our neighborhood's online message board.
"Does anyone know where the _______ _________ Art Show is going to be? I keep seeing signs on the roads with arrows pointing where to go if you are driving but if you want to walk to it where is it located?"
Seriously? I mean I'm pretty sure that those arrows that show you how to get there if you are driving you can still use to get there if you walk.